So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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