Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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