Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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