If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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