i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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