I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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