it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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