Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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