Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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