Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I looked at my own cervix.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm always down for nudity.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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