what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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