READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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