love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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