we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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