This girl is more easily done than said...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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