all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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