Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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