This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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