Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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