We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
if only i could text you this smell
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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