the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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