you guys were way drunker than both of me
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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