I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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