we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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