She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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