I got chris browned last night
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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