I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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