can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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