none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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