Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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