Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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