So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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