i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she smelled like a LAN party
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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