Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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