? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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