Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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