try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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