Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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