ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
A bitchslap is in order.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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