have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
That accounts for only three of the penises
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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