Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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