Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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