But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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