At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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