dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!