escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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