9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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