Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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