I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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