Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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