Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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