I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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