When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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