Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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