I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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