who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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