am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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