Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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