Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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